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Never let your husband buy a lie detector robot...
A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. he tested it at dinner: Dad: Son were you at school today? Son: Yes! (WHAP! robot slaps son) Son: Okay I went to the movies! Dad: Which one? Son: Harry Potter (WHAP! robot slaps again!) Son: Okay I was watching porn. Dad: What? When I was your age I didn’t even know what porn was! (WHAP! robot slaps dad) Mom: Hahahaha! after all he...
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ListenLOVEEE THIS SONGGGGGG <3
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