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damonfizzy: I always sit here & think of where I would be without you guys in my life and honestly, I’d probably still be continuously making up excuses to not hang out with people because I didn’t trust them after being hurt so much by the people I did trust. I’d probably still be hiding in my room thinking everyone in the world hates me. I’d probably still be insecure about myself so I just didn’t want to be scene. You probably don’t realize this, but you’ve all helped me get through the hardest times of my life and made me feel loved and cared about, you’ve made me finally find myself and believe in myself rather than always putting myself down and hiding who I truly am, so thank you so much for being there for me ♥ It means more than you know.
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damonfizzy:

I always sit here & think of where I would be without you guys in my life and honestly, I’d probably still be continuously making up excuses to not hang out with people because I didn’t trust them after being hurt so much by the people I did trust. I’d probably still be hiding in my room thinking everyone in the world hates me. I’d probably still be insecure about myself so I just didn’t want to be scene. You probably don’t realize this, but you’ve all helped me get through the hardest times of my life and made me feel loved and cared about, you’ve made me finally find myself and believe in myself rather than always putting myself down and hiding who I truly am, so thank you so much for being there for me ♥ It means more than you know.

Never let your husband buy a lie detector robot thingy

A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. he tested it at dinner:

Dad: Son were you at school today?
Son: Yes! (WHAP! robot slaps son)

Son: Okay I went to the movies!
Dad: Which one?
Son: Harry Potter (WHAP! robot slaps again!)

Son: Okay I was watching porn.
Dad: What? When I was your age I didn’t even know what porn was! (WHAP! robot slaps dad)
Mom: Hahahaha! after all he is your son!(WHAP WHAP!! robot slaps mom).

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